Moist-Hoxhaist

step one: have a gf

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feeled step 1

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Today’s my bff’s 21st. 

I’ve been charged with the party planning.

This gon’ be gud

foxfamilyfeatures:

i honestly feel like affirming your heterosexuality in a queer space is an act of aggression, if you have to maintain that youre straight at a gay event in order to feel alright with yourselfs then you should probably just not be there 

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lancrebitch:

piccolowasablackman:

missespeon:

supreme-thunder-dragon:

zevransbutt:

facebook really does have a tendency to make ppl show their true colours lmao
and no im not erasing the names they commented on a public page boohoo

How are they gettin so mad about this

"hey sexual assault is bad" "SJW FEMINIST PROPAGANDA THIS IS THE END, HASHTAG GAMERGATE"

Oh my god is this real are people really crying sjw about a game supporting the stopping of sexual assault I can’t take this world

fuck

(via greatboobsfortheproletariat)

thoughtsandsquats:

So, uh, Jesse Norris deadlifted 821 lbs today weighing 198…

thoughtsandsquats:

So, uh, Jesse Norris deadlifted 821 lbs today weighing 198…

"Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are."

— Anonymous  (via sexual-feelings)

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colourlssgreenideas:

riots are breaking out in glasgow right now, scottish flags are being burned, people are making nazi salutes, there is racism and sectarianism and god knows what else, there are supposed stabbings, people are being beaten up purely for voting Yes, but the bbc has decided that a news story more worthy of being reported is the first iphone 6 owner dropping his new phone. the anti-scottish bias from the bbc is reaching new levels of absurdity

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gingerche KingSize

awwww-cute:

I’ll just leave this here

awwww-cute:

I’ll just leave this here

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